Working Vacation Is an Oxymoron

07/31/10 4:21 PM

 

      

Oxymoron (ok´si mor´on), n.

1.  an expression or figure of speech that combines contradictory words

2.  from the Greek, oxymoros, [oxy- sharp + moros dull]

Briefly linger over these oxymorons below for some serious fun during your work break.

1.  Non-stop flight

2.  Original copy

3.  Go ahead, back up

4.  Small crowd

5.  Down escalator

6.  He turned up missing

7.  Civil engineer

8.  Good grief

9.  Hot water heater

10. Home office

11. Easy problem

I invite you to comment below to share your favorite (not your least favorite). Oops, there’s another one!

 

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Posted by Janis | in Fun | 5 Comments »

5 Responses to Working Vacation Is an Oxymoron

  1. Lorraine

    Almost perfect! :)

  2. Jennifer Baumann

    How about “permanent,” as for hair?
    They why do we have to get them every six months?

  3. Daniel Shu

    100% chance

  4. Scott Goldsmith

    Random order

  5. Russell Justice

    The title says it all. I plan to use this.

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